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Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in darkenbludness' LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
8:07 pm
Subject: (optional)

Just kidding, only im not.

My mom said i spent too much time on the internet updating my LJ...

(on a broodingly side note, saying LJ means youre cool)

so she took the internet away from me...
THis luded my dark parts and so i hissed at her and sent her a lude stare that said "I SHAL SET YOU ABLAZE WOMAN!!!" so then she took my phone and deathfuck posters :(

moms are so many more broodings than i am :(

i have to clean my room now, please.

FUCK YOU ALL. please.
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004
10:29 am
hell raiser
completely fucked!

what fucked version of hello kittie are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

For those of you non-believers...

Yes, I am the very most dark.
Fuck you all,
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
11:22 pm
"wet wet...




That is what i seemed to yell today...

I hate bathe...its so ludeingly wet...

perhaps this is why i and the feline are so paradoxical...
i broodingly drain them of fun and fill them with angst... whilst we owe fear to the same mortal ENEMEY!

and his name my friends... is OH THE SOAPY WET!!!

I seem to lament...

I hope your cat thinks what i do about the oh soapy wet...
Fuck you all,

Current Mood: bitchy
Friday, February 6th, 2004
10:47 am
Some people make me so broodingly.

Look upon this with excited lude.

"this may seem funny to you, but I assure you it is not.
this journal is disgusting. it is the most insulting and blasphemous work i have happend upon sine the satanic bible.
have you no place in your heart for God?"

If you dont mind (and you dont) im going to darkly point out some reasons why this person should have been taken care of via planned parenthood.

Firstest and most Darkly,

..."this may seem funny to you but i assure you it is not" (let that sink in)
Some people think clowns are funny, but i assure you they are not.
True statement?? No, its subjective. I do not like clowns... except for the darkest of dark ones... such as "IT"...


"this journal is disgusting"

.... agreed, although i think disgusting is what i was going for, ergo disgusting and "awesome" are one and the same.

Most ThirDARK.

"it is the most insulting and blasphemous work i have happend upon sine the satanic bible."

ive readed throughout my whole dark journal... and it only had two "blasphemous" remarks...
"Baptized in shit"
...i dont know what readers digest version of the satanic bible you have been reading, but its supposed to go something like this,

"A defrocked priest stands before an altar consisting of a nude woman, her legs spread-eagled and vagina thrust open, each of her outstretched fists grasping a black candle made from the fat of unbaptized babies, and a chalice containing the urine of a prostitute reposing on her belly." -Anton Lavey

for those of us that cant count, thats once sentence...
one sentance from the satanic bible is MUCH more 'blasphemous' than my entire journal.

so fuck off.


"have you no place in your heart for God?"

before i answer this, im going to have to asketh a question of my own,
"Have you no place in your heart for Grammar?" (i have capital G's too.)

If you do notice, that entire entry was devoid of correct language, yes language, that thing more universal than god.

there was only one capital letter.

the word sine means "without" not "not including"
-->sine prep. with abl. [without].

So let me correct that...
"it is the most insulting and blasphemous work i have happend upon Without the satanic bible."

So...either dummy just cant spell and meant to say "since" or dummy didnt have his/her/it satanic bible on hand when they read my journal.


Sometimes i with people could spel as darkly as i can.

on a final note, i have no heart. so im sorry, but there is no room for god :(
plus if i ever get staked then he would fly out and be alone :(

Not so dark in contrast to the satanic bible,
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
12:26 pm
Subject? Dark.
Greetings fellow creatures of the night or daytime. Im sorry that ive been gone, there was an audrey hepburn marathon on the womens network, being as dark as i am, i could not refuse the temptationing.

anyway, on a very dark note, i have been listening to one very dark Paula Abdul... she is the infamous singer of that goth rock anthem "straight up"..
her music fills me with a wonderful dark froth.

my new years resolution is to make as many brooding cats as i can... perhaps i will post some of my angsty feline photos, with yours truly (very dark)juxtaposed within reasonable distance, then we will see who is the very most darkest.

(for all of you morons out there[all of you, especially the daytime people], that will be ME)

Im going to clean out my garage now, my mom said i was too embarrassing to live in my room anymore.

so i leave you with this, Quoth, "Now tell me straight up, are you going to love me forever? oh oh oh? or are you just having fun?"

mmmmm delightfully dark and frothy... mmmmm

Fuck you all,

Current Mood: Lude or Brooding
12:11 pm
So yeah, ive been in a morgue for the past two forevers. somehow eating cats and having no body temperature means youre dead, so the mortuary picked me up and stuck me in that damned box. i didnt even have a radio.

sue me for being a vampire


on the other hand, i learned how to teleport today. it beats flying i think, because you dont get wet when it rains.

somehow i wish i could turn into a bat.

so i saw these kids in the road today, driving big wheels and eating candy, so i stabbed them all with a sharpened pipe, and ate the fat fuck.i was hungry having been in a freezer for so long without even the smalled of cats to munch upon.

i drew an anarcy sign on the sidewalk next to the chalk hopskoch and four square games.

fuck the government indeed.

anyway, i have to go walk my dog and water my flowers
i talk to them sometimes... its supposed to help them grow.

Fuck you all,
rot in heck.

Current Mood: annoyed
12:10 pm
i just walked outside and tried to talk to some black people standing around a car, but they shot me and tried to steal my shoes, so i got real ultra dark on them and told them that they werent very nice, and tore out their hearts and some of the junk that was holding onto the heart. it rather reminded me of kfc in a sort of lude nostalgia.

i decided that i am much darker than you are.

i guess thats it.
youll see me when i suicide your cats. yes the black one too.

Current Mood: accomplished
12:09 pm
So today i went to kfc and ate lots of chicken, i hear they torture their animals, which makes the meat dark... angst juice makes them taste sooooo good.

today i went stalking more cats. i remember back when i was but a young darkling, i did a science project on cats, a grey one, a white one and a black one, and the black one ran the fastest. just like real black people.

dark rocks.

so i downloaded this AWESOME underground slayer cover cd entitled "Baptized In Shit", it goes great with my DeathFuck mix cd.

people make me want to suicide all over myself. ignorance makes me want to poop.
i bet youre not cool.
sometimes i want to hide under your bed.

on a side note green chocolate milk makes green chocolate poop.

green excites my thirst.

fuck you all,

Current Mood: Angsty
12:09 pm
So im feeling a little extra dark today. My cat suicided all over the coffee table, this made me EXTRA angry. Sometimes i am so mad. I took lots of pictures of me and my cat before he suicided, i looked angsty while he sort of had a sullen brooding thoughtful look. maybe he suicided because he knew hed never be as dark sullen brooding or thoughtless as i am. id be jealous too if i were him.

so i went out last night to look for other vampire types, but i didnt find any. i guess being a loser wrapped up in a fantasy world isnt as cool as its cracked up to be. oh well, youll all be sorry when i drain your cats of fun and fill them with brooding envy that will make them suicide on your tables.

youll all be sorry.

fuck you all,
Todd aka. Nephron

Current Mood: Brooding
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